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Dub
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PostSubject: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 01:25

This should be good Razz ........Keep it clean lads Razz .......

Here we go tongue ...My soft spot for you has just gone hard Embarassed ..
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 02:44

da ya like fishing love

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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 02:53

Get ur coat u have pulled!!!! tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 03:26

From the back look like your mother Smile ....
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 03:31

Here, does this taste like rohipnol??
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 03:48

Hey, do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?


The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to Fcuk you on the floor.


Are you from Jamaca because you are Ja macan be horney!

hey, wanna get a pizza and Fcuk?


what's the matter? you don't like pizza?


Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sharon?


You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me


wanna show me your axe wound?



Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

If
you could help me out, I'm trying to determine after years of therapy
and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

Hi, my friends call me Creepy

You're ugly but you intrigue me

I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that

Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

Let's take a shower together --you smell.

I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all i need is U

I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you.

You know, you could use a little more protein in your diet.

I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine

I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.

I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you


You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast

hand out phone cards that say: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.


Hi. Are you legal?


Hi. You'll do.

I've got a condom with your name on it.


Lie down. I think I love you.


Bond. James Bond.


Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!


Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

If I said you had a great body.......suck my knob

I would drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow

I would stuff nettles under my foreskin just to throw stones at your crap

OR

Creep
up behind a girl and wityh a really deep gravelly voice say
"I.....NEED....YOU" and try sound like your in pain, like you have a
hernia


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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 03:55

Have u got a mirror in ur knickers Rolling Eyes Because i can see myself in them...Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 10:47

Dub, youve been warned about wearing womens knickers on the bank....

"Is your Dad a thief? - I think he stole two stars and put them in your eyes" - gets em every time!
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 11:25

king of the chat ups
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=f26-y523wIs
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 12:06

have you got a euro love
ring your ma you wont be home tonight:cheers:
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Tue Feb 03 2009, 16:22

Hey babe, you remind me of one of the Corrs. Who Andrea? No, your man, the guitarist. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Wed Feb 04 2009, 03:14



What nice puppies! whats they're telephone number?
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Wed Feb 04 2009, 03:40

Quality.......Come on snobber u can do better than that Twisted Evil ....
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Wed Feb 04 2009, 08:43

An Australianventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees a local
sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi

'G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Villager: 'The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'
Dog: 'Yeah, doin' all right.'
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this villager your owner?' (pointing at the Villager)
Dog: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'
Dog: 'Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food
and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Kiwi: 'Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think.'
Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool'
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: 'Yep'
Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the Elements.'

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Kiwi: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a f*****' liar
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 07 2009, 09:37

Here's one "If u were a Door i would bang u all night"..... Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 07 2009, 09:39

That must have hurt when u fell out of heaven..... What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 07 2009, 09:44

I have lost my phone Rolling Eyes Can i borrow yours Wink .......
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 07 2009, 10:00

ive lost my phone number Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 07 2009, 10:17

How do u like ur eggs in the morning??? Scrambled or Fertilized Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 07 2009, 15:14

Do u work for D.H.L. love because i just saw u checking out my package Wink .......
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 21 2009, 14:25

I would walk a million miles for one of ur smiles,and even further for that thing u do with ur tongue... tongue
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 21 2009, 14:33

You don't sweat much for a fat bird afro
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 21 2009, 15:09

"alreeeeet love nice legs what time do they open"
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Feb 21 2009, 15:17

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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PostSubject: Re: Quality Chat up lines......   Sat Mar 14 2009, 05:39

I know i am no Fred Flintstone but i could make ur bedrock tongue
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