Quality Chat up lines......

This should be good ........Keep it clean lads .......

Here we go ...My soft spot for you has just gone hard ..

da ya like fishing love

Get ur coat u have pulled!!!!

From the back look like your mother ....

Here, does this taste like rohipnol??

Hey, do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long.

If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?


The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to Fcuk you on the floor.


Are you from Jamaca because you are Ja macan be horney!

hey, wanna get a pizza and Fcuk?


what's the matter? you don't like pizza?


Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sharon?


You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me


wanna show me your axe wound?



Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

If
you could help me out, I'm trying to determine after years of therapy
and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

Hi, my friends call me Creepy

You're ugly but you intrigue me

I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that

Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

Let's take a shower together --you smell.

I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all i need is U

I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you.

You know, you could use a little more protein in your diet.

I love every muscle in your body .....especially mine

I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.

I couldn't help but notice I was staring at you


You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast

hand out phone cards that say: "Smile if you want to sleep with me." And watch them try to hold back their laughter.


Hi. Are you legal?


Hi. You'll do.

I've got a condom with your name on it.


Lie down. I think I love you.


Bond. James Bond.


Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!


Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

If I said you had a great body.......suck my knob

I would drag my balls over a mile of broken glass just to have a wank in your shadow

I would stuff nettles under my foreskin just to throw stones at your crap

OR

Creep
up behind a girl and wityh a really deep gravelly voice say
"I.....NEED....YOU" and try sound like your in pain, like you have a
hernia

Have u got a mirror in ur knickers Because i can see myself in them...

Dub, youve been warned about wearing womens knickers on the bank....

"Is your Dad a thief? - I think he stole two stars and put them in your eyes" - gets em every time!

king of the chat ups
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=f26-y523wIs

have you got a euro love
ring your ma you wont be home tonight:cheers:

Hey babe, you remind me of one of the Corrs. Who Andrea? No, your man, the guitarist.

What nice puppies! whats they're telephone number?

Quality.......Come on snobber u can do better than that ....

Here's one "If u were a Door i would bang u all night".....

That must have hurt when u fell out of heaven.....

I have lost my phone Can i borrow yours .......

ive lost my phone number

How do u like ur eggs in the morning??? Scrambled or Fertilized

Do u work for D.H.L. love because i just saw u checking out my package .......

I would walk a million miles for one of ur smiles,and even further for that thing u do with ur tongue...

You don't sweat much for a fat bird

"alreeeeet love nice legs what time do they open"

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I know i am no Fred Flintstone but i could make ur bedrock