Live Common Carp required

if its no pulling the piss put urself inta the lake ya funking morris

Classic ,,, cant believe some of you fell for that , as one of the boys said he is probably breaking his bollox laughing

bencarvosso wrote:

there's a few club lakes and syndicates around the country and I think if you pay the right fee, they will be only too happy to let you take one carp over 10kg for the table, they need the smaller ones to grow on and the bigger ones i think taste better
Any more you catch after that should be returned though. some of the fish might have a slight twinge of boilies off the flesh, but took home in a bin and left in your bath for a few days, they should taste ok. remember to take the scales off the big plated mirrors, as they can get stuck in your throat and cause discomfort.
I think that just about covers it.
tight lines
gail

give you a funny one, was talking to an angler from europe the other day and he was asking about carp lake. He then said he heard that there were one or two lakes where you can pay to fish and they allow you to take a carp or two home, he asked me where they were as they would love to try.....

pissed myself